- SOBEaR the robot panda bartender
- Irish student hoaxes world's media with fake quote
- Star Trek: A Military Analysis
- NASA Grows Algae for Biofuel, Treats Waste
- Deputies: Banana used as gun in holdup, then eaten
- Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14
- Office fridge cleanup sends 7 to hospital
- PREGNANT AT . . . 66!
- 'Footloose' revisited
- Would-be meat thief beaned with ham
- Wild turkey crashes through window of Wis. home
- Spurned man offers diamond ring in treasure hunt
- Alternative medicine goes mainstream
- Israeli woman mistakenly junks $1 million mattress
- Montana woman uses chickens as therapy animals
- Monkey urinates on Zambian president
- Cops: Man deposits $200 with pot, cocaine at bank
- Sears Tower unveils 103rd floor glass balconies
- Two Centuries On, a Cryptologist Cracks a Presidential Code
- Fireworks spread terror in war weary town
- Would you pledge your soul as loan collateral?
- Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in NJ
- United Breaks Guitars
- 10 Surprising Health Benefits...
- Wow! A Quadrillion-Dollar Credit Card Bill
- Cannes bans nudists after yacht club complains
- Mystery Blob Leaves Scientists Puzzled
- Ala. ban of wine with nude label is marketing boon
- Seattle bank teller chases robber
- Cash for Clunkers
- Fans urged to drink whisky to ward off swine flu
- Talk Like A Pirate Day
- An homage to Homer, African style
- Pack your trunk and leave the beach!
- "Putpockets" give a little extra cash
- Kung fu artist ends hair-raising career to become nun
- Police combat crime by "lonely" elderly
- Dutch girl, 13, blocked from global solo sail
- Stimulus checks lure Floridians to their arrest
- 911 call
- World's oldest person dies in California at 115
- Police free 9 from fake Big Brother house
- 85 and Still Kicking
- snake!
- Desert dust storm chokes Sydney
- Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"
- Judge to lawyer: Dress well in court
- Girls warned not to hide boyfriends' guns
- North American pro sports leagues in a twitter over tweeting
- Fetch! City pays for dog poo
- Birth control pill could put women off macho men?
- Donkeys get dye-job, take on zebra role
- Energy crisis is postponed as new gas rescues the world
- World Record Phone Bill?
- Boy saves teacher's life
- Drug-Sub Culture
- Billions in unclaimed bonds date to World War II
- Officials suggest legislators wed single mothers
- No job? Less money? Divorce is off the budget
- Child Dying of Cancer Leaves Notes Behind
- Putin wins respect at hip-hop party
- Obama in a grass skirt? Hawaii to host APEC 2011
- In Afghanistan, galloping to get one's goat
- Judge blocks law allowing guns in bars
- Darwin book worth up to $100,000 found on shelf
- NY cops slip oil-change-bribe suspect into slammer
- AP IMPACT: Science not faked, but not pretty
- Rotating house puts family in a spin
- "Secret agent" busted in late night car chase
- Octopus build shelter
- What’s Lurking in Your Countertop?
- Snoopy named top dog in pop culture
- Giant Swedish Christmas goat statue gets torched
- Vatican mulls options over woman who lunged at pope
- Man opts for jail over New Year with relatives
- Facebook, Twitter top list of weird stories in 2009
- Aye, "Sir"
- No Pants Day
- East Boston cat called to jury duty
- Be careful at gas pump
- Human "bed-warmers" at Holiday Inn
- Alexander the Great's ring stolen from "theft" show
- Priest checks fingerprints for mass attendance
- Pork better for sex than Viagra?
- Dog washed out to sea has lucky escape
- Men risk anticlimax with anatomy-boosting pants
- Is this the world's most romantic word?
- HMS Enterprize (1774)
- Gnome poster removed before Medvedev visit?
- Chicago has openings for two good men or women
- Cat food latest weapon against Australia's cane toads
- Service at sword point at "Ninja" restaurant
- Tax officials caught over unpaid fines
- Women only: airline to have female toilets
- Her Facebook status changed to "single?" Ur dumped
- New travel agency offers the bear necessities
- Quake may have shortened days on Earth
- 12 centuries-old shipwrecks found in Baltic Sea
- Mississippi High School Insists on "Straights-Only" Prom
- Man takes double hit from wife
- Nurses' union: Care does not include sex
- Old sea dog sets tongues wagging at Crufts
- Library book is returned -- 45 years late
- Love in a cold climate lethal for couple
- Cat-calling men give all men a bad name?
- Navy World War II plane found near Oregon coast
- Theme park highlights challenges facing dwarfs
- Super-sizing the "Last Supper"
- Airport worker warned in scanner ogling claim
- Retired Green Beret Gets Court Martial After Shooting Intruder
- Yes these people are running our country
- Women tried to smuggle corpse onto plane?
- They walk among us: 1 in 5 believe in aliens?
- Workers strike over ban on drinking at work
- Man cleared of at-home indecent exposure
- Expensive water bill
- FDA Declairs Walnuts Illegal???
- Democracy in Action
- Man uses Snake to hit another Man???
- Earth Day: No more burning rivers, but new threats
- McAfee antivirus program goes berserk, freezes PCs
- Hapless sailor takes a round trip
- Man steals electricity with meat hook
- E-mail faux pas, like ones in Goldman case, common
- Police barred from penis enlargement
- Constitutional Law Student Goes Insane During Exam, Dies of "Overstudy"
- Someone is suing Kellogg's because there is no fruit in Froot Loops.
- Probably fixing to loose even more jobs.
- Superheroes and Jedi Foil Comic Book Store Robbery
- McDonalds food as bad for nature as plastic bags
- Historic Cartoon from the Cold War Era
- Students Wearing American Flag Shirts Sent Home
- America's Go-Fly list.
- The Humble Pencil May Hold The Secret To The Next Generation Of Computing
- Someone explain this one to me?
- Are we really surprised?
- Not allowed to defend yourself?
- Ninjas rescue student from muggers
- Can chocolate fight aging and make your skin glow?
- George Washington's library book returned 221 yrs late
- Shocker: Crunch Berries cereal doesn't contain real berries!
- WOW!
- how to commit pianocide
- Venezuela's Chavez offers cure for kids' insomnia
- Farmer fires home-made cannon to defend land
- Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars
- Battleship Texas saved from near-sinking
- Lawyers Don't Understand "Unicorn Meat" April Fools' Joke
- Virginity test for men.
- Cybersphere Brings Star Trek's Holodeck Closer To Reality
- Antiques dealer faces jail over Shakespeare folio
- Cat burglar takes shine to washing-line underwear
- Motorists hit jackpot with coins on highway
- Japan checks on elderly as centenarians go missing
- Breath test required for vending machine wine sales
- Popular Dutch military can't afford new recruits
- Top food was olives in time of the ancient mariner
- Traffickers hide cocaine under rare python
- Paris Hilton to vigorously defend bad hair day
- U.S. to commemorate WWII with "kiss-in"
- Web Photos That Reveal Secrets, Like Where You Live
- More like news that makes you want to scream.
- 33 miners in Chile are alive, but stuck for months
- Body of Las Vegas woman found in clutter at home
- Study finds quarter of UK lap dancers have degrees
- Permission to laugh at election -- for now
- Man, shot in head, notices five years later
- Drive from sea to sea but don't stop to pee
- Hitler's car gift to Nepal king to be used again
- Shooter video games can improve decision making?
- Spray-on clothes unveiled on chemistry lab catwalk
- German restaurant in hot water over giant schnitzels
- Lost language unearthed in a letter
- Whooping Cough Comes Back
- Ancient Giant Penguins!!!
- Star Trek transporter 'top gadget'
- Small Town Finally Gets Phone Service
- Obama to appear on TV science show "Mythbusters"
- Homer Simpson is Catholic, Vatican paper declares
- Time Traveler filmed at 1928 Movie Premiere
- Vending machines sell miniature art in boxes
- Nepal firm takes high speed Internet to Mt Everest
- World War Two bombs found on Galapagos Islands
- Star Trek in the movie Halloween
- Columbia Automobile Company
- Han Solo Should Have Died...
- Air Force warns troops about Facebook feature
- Scientists Have Faster Way to Mars
- German city pares budget deficit with "sex tax"
- Retailers slam crackers health and safety rule
- Africa's "terrible hairy fly" found in Kenya
- Kazakhstan's President Urges Scientists to find Elixir of Life
- Words "viral" and "epic" consigned to college trash
- "Eat' em" stratagem for lionfish invasion in Florida
- Kids tracking Santa get Michelle Obama surprise
- "Science sense" list trashes celebrity health tips
- Ohio Man Blames Arrest on Ozzy Osborne
- Witchcraft Declared Legal Profession in Romania
- Penguin in zoo strolls into lions' den
- Spilled drink in cockpit leads to hijacking alert
- Could the days of the British "pint" be numbered?
- Baby Tickets
- Golden Voiced Hobo
- $60 Bill Bandit
- Drunken Burglar
- The Great Prairie Dog Escape
- Great Orange Alligators, Batman!
- Cops: Drunken Cowboys Arrested on Horse and Mule
- Clean Drugs
- Horoscope Changes...
- Idaho State Lawmakers Fail History Test
- Pole Licker Rescued
- Cat Jury what?
- Loud music + freight train = Insurance Claim
- Need a Tan? Go to Prison
- Pot-a-Pult
- It's no Croc
- NYC to consider parking privileges for pregnant women
- Girl with girl cheating OK, half of boyfriends say
- Mexico complains about BBC show's "offensive" slurs
- Hamlet's Trail Results in Hung Jury
- The Snowy Bandits
- Private Table
- The $10,000 Cake
- How super rich left rest behind
- Think a kiss is just a kiss? New book tells all
- Angry monks stop "insulting" beer ad
- Crematorium to heat water for town's swimmers
- 'Twilight' Bite Marks
- Bank Robbery Foiled
- The 'Polite' Robber
- Zombie Owl
- The Octogenarian Burglar
- Debate Over Civic Center Name Gets 'Harry'
- Knife Wielding Bird Kills a Man
- John Cleese on Terrorism levels
- Is it okay to post "News that makes you go facepalm" here?
- Spock from Star Trek Beams to Vulcan, Enjoys a Parade
- TV reports speaks about speech problem at Grammys
- Shop to make breast milk ice cream
- Bulgaria boosts spirits by cutting brandy price
- Handcuffed burglary suspect drives off in police car
- Man speeds with wife on hood of minivan?
- 17th century witch chronicles put online
- High tech gadgets used to trigger medieval weapon
- When did Harassment become free speech?
- Super Full Moon
- Huge lobster saved from the pot
- Medical marijuana growers accused of trafficking
- St Patrick's diet similar to today's health foods